5 Foods That Shouldn’t Go Anywhere Near Your Genitals

Just because it’s tasty, doesn’t mean it belongs on your body. From whipped cream fantasies to cinnamon chaos, here are five foods that are better left in the kitchen.

🍯 1. Honey (or anything sugar-based)

Sugar = yeast infection fuel. Sweet on your tongue, not on your cookie.

🥛 2. Dairy (Whipped cream, yogurt, etc.)

It might start off cute, but once it curdles? Absolutely not.

🌶 3. Spicy Foods

That tingle turns into a burn. You’ve been warned.

🍍 4. Juicy Fruits (Pineapple, Citrus, Berries)

The sugar and acid mix? Hello irritation. Bye-bye comfort.

🍪 5. Cookies, Cake, and Crumbly Things

Crumbs + crevices = regret. Every time.

✅ What to Use Instead

Flavored lube
Body-safe oils
Communication and creativity

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